As promised, a song for ALL my Twitter followers :)


As promised, in celebration of reaching more than 1000 followers on Twitter I have written a song for you all 🙂 I've mentioned a few tweeps and would love to have been able to crowbar a few more of you in, but really there aren't many Twitter names that rhyme with other Twitter names - …

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Sorry for the Silver?


I’m sitting here watching two rowers cry. They’ve worked as hard as they can. They are hardly able to speak, but the few words they are managing to get out are apologies. I couldn’t work out everything they said but it was something along the lines of, ‘we really tried... we just couldn’t... we’re so …

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Armchair Olympics


So there I am with a large mug of coffee and a packet of chocolate digestives criticising the gymnast cos her triple somersault wasn't perfect... They have to keep their legs straight - how many times do I have to say it?!?!?! Anyway.... I suddenly have a moment of crisis. Am I really committed to …

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More Odes to… Twitter followers


These are fast becoming my favourite things to write 🙂 In order to curry favour and get more Twitter followers, I've started to offer a personal 'Ode to' every 25th one... Ode to follower #300 @booksmusic72 Number 300 subscribed! How can he best be described? Whirling & tranquil? English & Thankful... t’was a Scot lost the …

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Put the calories on wallpaper and I’ll re do my kitchen!


I am someone who struggles to make good food choices. I know I have a problem with food. And it's not ONLY that I have two hands and just one mouth. Although that is a shame... 🙂 But I do wrestle with food issues and often lose the match. So I think the idea of …

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Normal Service Resumed! Here’s another Ode…


OK after yesterday I'm back to normal. Enough now of the ranting! I'm going back to what I do! I mean that's what you've come here for isn't it? You've come for the funny! Right? *silence.... *tumbleweed... *small frog 'ribbits' in the distance... #theawkwardmoment when you're forced to start a sentence with #theawkwardmoment... OK then, …

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