Mrs Doyle’s list of priests…. :)

I was doing a bit of surfing (internet that is…) and I came across this list!!!

It will only mean something to you if you have seen Fr. Ted. And if you have seen the episode when Todd Unctious comes to stay and Mrs. Doyle insists on guessing his name.

Someone has taken the time to put the list on the internet!!!!

Who does something like that? Sits there with a pen and paper and the remote control ready to pause…!

Actually it does sound like something I would do….

Anywya, in your best Mrs Doyle accent, take a deep breath… here we go…

Fr. Andy Riley,
Fr. Desmond Coyle,
Fr. George Byrne,
Fr. David Nicholson,
Fr. Declan Lynch,
Fr. Ken Sweeney,
Fr. Neil Hannon,
Fr. Keith Cullen,
Fr. Ciaran Donnelly,
Fr. Mick McEvoy,
Fr. Jack White,
Fr. Henry Bigbigging,
Fr. Hank Tree,
Fr. Hiroshima Twinkie
Fr. Stig Bubblecard,
Fr. Johnny Hellzapoppin’ ,
Fr. Luke Duke,
Fr. Billy Ferry,
Fr. Chewy Louie,
Fr. John Hoop,
Fr. Hairycake Linehan,
Fr. Rebulah Conundrum,
Fr. Peewee Stairmaster,
Fr. Jemima Racktool,
Fr. Jerry Twig,
Fr. Spodo Komodo,
Fr. Cannabranna Lammer.
Fr. Todd Unctious


Don’t tell me you got to the end of that list without laughing πŸ˜€


24 thoughts on “Mrs Doyle’s list of priests…. :)

  1. Andy

    I actually included your post in an email to my friend James. He asked me to guess the car and I started off seriously and then descended into sillyness just like the above.

    I sent him

    Vauxhall Senator 3.0 CDXi
    Aston Martin Lagonda concept
    Ferrari California
    Cadillac Prolapse
    Hyundai Necronomicon
    Kia Stig BubbleCar
    Hiroshima Twinky

    Of course he didn’t get it al all and I didn’t guess, as our favourites lady in Father Ted does, the actual name of the car. So it all fell rather flat,

    I quite like the Cadillac Prolapse, very comfy seats I hear.

    All the best


    PS Do you know if there is a youtube video clip of it ?


    1. Hahah Andy that’s hilarious. I think there’s a whole new list to be written there πŸ˜€
      This post is the most read of my whole blog! I think this is because of the frantic search by people for this clip online and so far I can’t find it.
      If ever I find it I’ll let you know.
      Thanks for stopping by πŸ˜‰

      1. andyw35

        Finally got around to doing a clip from my box set just for you! Payment for doing the list, the least I could do.


  2. Steve

    Thanks for the list! I’ve just been thinking about this & Google brought me here. For some reason it’s Father Chewy Louie that always gets me, I’m sniggering like an idiot just typing this :-). I once had to hide in a walk-in fridge (I used to be a chef) for about 10 minutes until my laughing fit passed due to someone mentioning him. Strange what tickles your funny bone, eh?

    1. Glad you like it. I have to say it ‘s ‘Spodo Komodo’ that gets me lol
      Those walk in fridges are very handy. Would you believe I myself have stood in one waiting for a fit of the giggles to pass. πŸ˜€

  3. Grace

    I love the website. My personal fave is Spodo Komodo! Me and my mum tried to name them too and got most of them the same as you.(some were spelt differently to us) We just wanted to say that you missed one out! We are not sure how to spell it, but it is something like:
    Tited Lips. (He comes after Peewee Stirmaster and before Jemima Rachtoul.) Hope this is useful.

    1. Stephen

      I have the scripts book and many of these names don’t appear in it, so presumably Pauline McLynn improvised them.

  4. Andy Lane

    Hiroshima twinky.
    The scene from this episode is fantastic.
    Bless you for taking the time to listing all those fathers.

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