I was doing a bit of surfing (internet that is…) and I came across this list!!!
It will only mean something to you if you have seen Fr. Ted. And if you have seen the episode when Todd Unctious comes to stay and Mrs. Doyle insists on guessing his name.
Someone has taken the time to put the list on the internet!!!!
Who does something like that? Sits there with a pen and paper and the remote control ready to pause…!
Actually it does sound like something I would do….
Anywya, in your best Mrs Doyle accent, take a deep breath… here we go…
Fr. Andy Riley,
Fr. Desmond Coyle,
Fr. George Byrne,
Fr. David Nicholson,
Fr. Declan Lynch,
Fr. Ken Sweeney,
Fr. Neil Hannon,
Fr. Keith Cullen,
Fr. Ciaran Donnelly,
Fr. Mick McEvoy,
Fr. Jack White,
Fr. Henry Bigbigging,
Fr. Hank Tree,
Fr. Hiroshima Twinkie
Fr. Stig Bubblecard,
Fr. Johnny Hellzapoppin’ ,
Fr. Luke Duke,
Fr. Billy Ferry,
Fr. Chewy Louie,
Fr. John Hoop,
Fr. Hairycake Linehan,
Fr. Rebulah Conundrum,
Fr. Peewee Stairmaster,
Fr. Jemima Racktool,
Fr. Jerry Twig,
Fr. Spodo Komodo,
Fr. Cannabranna Lammer.
Fr. Todd Unctious
YES!!!!!
Don’t tell me you got to the end of that list without laughing 😀
Just another Christian woman... 
Hairy Cake-Liner
ohhh thank you for the correction! 🙂
You left out Father Tighthead Lips, after Peewee Stairmaster
Sorry : /
I actually included your post in an email to my friend James. He asked me to guess the car and I started off seriously and then descended into sillyness just like the above.
I sent him
Vauxhall Senator 3.0 CDXi
Aston Martin Lagonda concept
Ferrari California
Cadillac Prolapse
Hyundai Necronomicon
Kia Stig BubbleCar
Hiroshima Twinky
Of course he didn’t get it al all and I didn’t guess, as our favourites lady in Father Ted does, the actual name of the car. So it all fell rather flat,
I quite like the Cadillac Prolapse, very comfy seats I hear.
All the best
Andy
PS Do you know if there is a youtube video clip of it ?
Andy
Hahah Andy that’s hilarious. I think there’s a whole new list to be written there 😀
This post is the most read of my whole blog! I think this is because of the frantic search by people for this clip online and so far I can’t find it.
If ever I find it I’ll let you know.
Thanks for stopping by 😉
Finally got around to doing a clip from my box set just for you! Payment for doing the list, the least I could do.
Andy
Andy! you’re an oul star! People keep asking about that clip. My blog is gonna hit the roof now 😀
It seems the Youtube clips has been copyright blocked. 😦
I love this. A gang of us spent a night on Facebook trying to name all the priests until Sis found the utube link.. I do love Hairy Cake Liner best 🙂
Thanks for the list! I’ve just been thinking about this & Google brought me here. For some reason it’s Father Chewy Louie that always gets me, I’m sniggering like an idiot just typing this :-). I once had to hide in a walk-in fridge (I used to be a chef) for about 10 minutes until my laughing fit passed due to someone mentioning him. Strange what tickles your funny bone, eh?
Glad you like it. I have to say it ‘s ‘Spodo Komodo’ that gets me lol
Those walk in fridges are very handy. Would you believe I myself have stood in one waiting for a fit of the giggles to pass. 😀
Video seems to be unblocked now ?
🙂
Andy
I love the website. My personal fave is Spodo Komodo! Me and my mum tried to name them too and got most of them the same as you.(some were spelt differently to us) We just wanted to say that you missed one out! We are not sure how to spell it, but it is something like:
Tited Lips. (He comes after Peewee Stirmaster and before Jemima Rachtoul.) Hope this is useful.
Ohh thanks Grace. I’ll look into that 😉
Spodo Komodo is my fave too 😉
SPODO KOMODO!!! 🙂
A howl, Annmarie. And I am now officially a statistic!:)
yes you have joined the great number 🙂
Massive Ted fan for years and Mrs Doyle’s frantic listing of ridiculous names always has me in stitches. I always wondered if this might have been an inspiration to Mathews & Linehan. http://www.immortalmuse.com/2011/03/29/tuesday-poem-too-many-daves-by-dr-seuss/
I have the scripts book and many of these names don’t appear in it, so presumably Pauline McLynn improvised them.
Hiroshima twinky.
WTF
The scene from this episode is fantastic.
Bless you for taking the time to listing all those fathers.
Thanks Andy. Probably the funniest piece of TV I’ve every seen. 🙂
In case the youtube one is still blocked
Andy
If I ever become a priest I’m totally changing my name to Johnny Hellzapoppin’
How could you not?!?!?😂