My Songwriting Career starts here (or not…)


After the success of my hit single "Is that what it's all about?" The Twoky Kokey I've been commissioned to write a song for a Twitter budso @johnmurphy51 to the tune of 'My Lovely Horse. (If you're not familiar with this 'Fr. Ted' hit just click here to see the youtube clip) Have you got …

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As promised, a song for ALL my Twitter followers :)


As promised, in celebration of reaching more than 1000 followers on Twitter I have written a song for you all 🙂 I've mentioned a few tweeps and would love to have been able to crowbar a few more of you in, but really there aren't many Twitter names that rhyme with other Twitter names - …

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More Odes to… Twitter followers


These are fast becoming my favourite things to write 🙂 In order to curry favour and get more Twitter followers, I've started to offer a personal 'Ode to' every 25th one... Ode to follower #300 @booksmusic72 Number 300 subscribed! How can he best be described? Whirling & tranquil? English & Thankful... t’was a Scot lost the …

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Normal Service Resumed! Here’s another Ode…


OK after yesterday I'm back to normal. Enough now of the ranting! I'm going back to what I do! I mean that's what you've come here for isn't it? You've come for the funny! Right? *silence.... *tumbleweed... *small frog 'ribbits' in the distance... #theawkwardmoment when you're forced to start a sentence with #theawkwardmoment... OK then, …

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Ode to my 250th Twitter follower


This morning I promised on Twitter that my 250th follower would get and 'ode' written to them. In practice mode (and cos he wanted me to) I wrote a little ditty for @IrelandsEar In Ireland there once was an Ear, his opinion on issues was clear. He never got bitter when tweeting on Twitter, And …

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